Kevin Alves (Scrooge/God) is a man.  He’s seen some things.  Mostly with his eyes.  He’s not from Chicago, but he lives here now.  He is an actor.  An actor of stage and (some) screen.  He’s performed in plays, some of which you might have seen, but maybe not.  Who knows?  I don’t know what you do with your time.  Did you know that, although it appears white, a polar bear’s fur is actually transparent?  It’s true.  Look it up.  I’ll wait.