Season 28

Wise Guys: The First Christmas Story

Written by Chase Wheaton-Werle
Directed by Becca Holloway
Opens November 9, 2023

The year is 0. A brand new star appears in the sky. Three religious scholars thrust together by fate must embark on a race against time to catch the birth of God (or, wait, is it the Son of God. Both? Neither?). To get there, they’ll have to endure perilous deserts, cutthroat bandits, the mad puppet king of Judea, and most of all… each other. It’s Bethlehem or Bust in this road trip comedy 2,023 years in the making.

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Party At The Pantheon: A Modern Greek Stoner Comedy

Written by Michael Jones
Directed by Kamille Dawkins
Opens February 16, 2024

Orpheus is still big mad after his girlfriend, Eurydice, died. It wasn’t his fault. Good thing his friend, Dionysus, can throw a sick party. Hopefully Sisyphus can keep these two on speaking terms long enough for the disco ball to drop. Now all they gotta do is find some food, some drink, and some music for this thing. Peep them and a cast of characters straight out of English Class, in this modern take on the ancient classics.

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Die Hard 4 Your Luv

Written by  Kirk Pynchon & Mike Beyer
Directed by Becca Holloway
Opens June 7, 2024

It’s NYE 1999.  A group of sinister terrorists are holding the world’s most popular boy band hostage! Unless the nations of the world hand over their vital Y2K codes by midnight, the Boyz Will B Boyz will be Boyz Will B Dead!  Will the non-talented boy band member save the day?  Or will the terrorists escape to their all-inclusive resort with the water ski package?

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